Republican Outreach
New Hampshire legislators are debating a bill that would “reduce simple assault from a misdemeanor crime to a violation-level offense in any case of “unprivileged physical contact” that “does not...
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Artist – Jeff Darcy In other news, the New Hampshire House voted yesterday to prohibit the executive branch of the state government from privatizing the state’s prison industry. Continue reading →...
View ArticleScott Brown Chooses Freedumb
The Associated Press obtained excerpts from Scott Brown’s announcement that he will formally enter the Senate race in New Hampshire and apparently someone told him this would be a winning message....
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Outreach
New Hampshire state Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (R) skips the pleasantries and gets right to the heart of the matter: ugly women need not apply. This gets progressively worse. I seem to recall hearing...
View ArticleKeepin’ it Classy in New Hampshire
Former Senator Scott Brown visited a tailgate party at the University of New Hampshire over the weekend and surrounded himself with fratbros. What happened next probably won’t surprise you. Before...
View ArticleScott Brown Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop ISIS-Ebola-Border Fearmongering
Former Senator Scott Brown continues to shit himself over the thought of Ebola-carrying terrorist criminal persons crossing our southern border with Mexico. When asked if we should place restrictions...
View ArticleDesperate Republicans Using Dead People to Attack Shaheen
The Republican party of New Hampshire is apparently so desperate they’re digging up quotes from the dead to attack Senator Jeanne Shaheen (D). The state party submitted an op-ed written by deceased...
View ArticleNew Hampshire 4th Graders Learn That So-Called Adults Are Terrible
A group of 4th graders in New Hampshire learned the hard way that being an adult doesn't necessarily mean you are more mature than a 4th grader. The 4th graders were invited to the capital to...
View ArticleTerrible Adults Act Slightly Less Terrible for a Brief Moment
Two weeks ago a group of 4th graders in New Hampshire were invited to participate in drafting and passing legislation but quickly found out that being an adult doesn't necessarily mean you're more...
View ArticleAdults Extend Peace Offering to New Hampshire 4th Graders
Lawmakers in New Hampshire have either learned their lesson or they've run out of fucks to give. I'm leaning toward the latter. A month after rejecting a 4th-grade student proposal to name the...
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